X-Men Origins: The Vince Golangco Fan Club
One crazily drunken night in San Diego, at the Martini Ranch Bar…
Vince:
“Gloria, you’re such a whore… but I love you…”
Gloria:
“Yeah I know you love me, just like every other man on this planet. Oh and you’re a whore too; you’ve hooked up with more girls than I have guys lately!”
Vince:
“I’m not a whore.”
Gloria:
“Uh-huh…. you’re not only a whore, you’re a DIRTY whore.”
Vince:
“Whatever! You’re just jealous. You know you’re my biggest fan.”
Gloria:
“Yeah right.”
Vince:
“In fact, you adore me so much; you’re the PRESIDENT of my fan club!”
Gloria: (Laughing hysterically while trying to chug her next drink and also scanning the room for the next guy she wanted to make out with)
“HAHAHAHA! You don’t have a fan club Beans.” ( Beans – my nickname story here )
Vince:
“Yes I do, I have a huge fan club, and you’re the president!”
Gloria:
“Whatever Beans, you’re so drunk you’re imagining things.”
Vince:
“What! I totally have a fan club! And you’re the damn President!”
Gloria:
“OMG, NO YOU DON’T! AND NO I’M NOT!”
The next day…..
See my fan club here
I came to realize that true friends will join your fan club, even if you’re a drunken looser who created it yourself… I heart you all….
