Twittards
Tweet Tweet Technology moves at the speed of sound. You hear something cool and new, then next thing you know, you’re on the bandwagon spreading the word about this new widget as well. It’s all fun and games, but did you ever stop to think that there are those, “slower” people, like me, who need […]
911 Philippines
Tweet Tweet 4:19am March 14, 2009 Saturday (mostly written as we wait for help on side of the road) With Megan Fox carefully and intimately sucking on my toes, I suddenly get shaken by some strong vibrations. “MmEeGgAaNn!” I screamed while still abruptly being shook. I quickly realized that the hot girl from Transformers was […]
My Favorite F*** My Life statements…
Tweet Tweet My Favorite F*** My Life statements… For those of you who haven’t been to the website, it’s the funniest stuff I’ve ever seen! Pretty much it’s like Post Secrets and Twitter, but for crazy stupid things that happen to others that we can all laugh about. Every note starts with “Today,” and ends […]
GMA Blinding Filipinos
Tweet Tweet “FUCK!!! Just turn off that damn TV!?” I screamed as I repeatedly banged my head against the window, hoping to knock myself unconscious. GMA is slowly blinding Filipinos, and this time, I’m not talking about the president. It’s actually the television station that’s slowly deteriorating our vision. Another crazy conspiracy you say? I […]
The Man Rules
Tweet Tweet At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down Finally , the guys’ side of the story. We always hear “the rules” from the female side… Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note.. these are all numbered “1 ” ON PURPOSE! […]
The Battlefield
Tweet Tweet A calming silence echoes in the air as I take cover behind a concrete road block. I’m still trying to regain my focus when my infantry commander, who had taken the lead, gives the “all clear” signal and orders me to push forward. I check my equipment and brace myself to charge out […]
Sharing a James Blunt Moment
Tweet Tweet So there I was, at the Ninoy Aquino International Airport in the Philippines ready to board my flight to Australia. I was eager and excited to see some kangaroos and koalas! Well, actually, that’s an understatement… I was ECSTATIC, THRILLED, EUPHORIC, RAPTUROUS and even SUPERCALIFRAGELISTICEXPEALIDOCIOUSED! Unfortunately, the lady at the front counter did […]
Filipino Games
Tweet Tweet Living in the Philippines has been like a box of chocolates… Now pardon the “Forest Gump” cliché, but you really never know what you’re gonna get out here. My days start off with a fun little game where I have to guess between electricity or water as the morning’s missing element. I either […]
Asian Invasion
Tweet Tweet Less than 24 hours into my Asian Invasion and I’m already puking my guts out. How did I end up here, next to my brother’s red rice rocket’s right rear wheel tire (say that five times fast)… standing over a puddle of my own puke? Let’s try and retrace my steps shall we… […]
Magical New Zealand
Tweet Tweet If a picture paints a thousand words… then why am I speecheless when I look at these… I am now a FIRM believer that everyone must visit New Zealand at least once before you kick the bucket. Tweet Tweet