Tweet While on a drunken retreat in Mexico, sipping on Coronas and munching on authentic tacos, my best friend Christina has this conversation with our other good friend Carlos. Note that Carlos is from Mexico and has a VERY thick Mexican accent, which I will try to depict in writing. Tweet
TweetTechnology moves at the speed of sound. You hear something cool and new, then next thing you know, you’re on the bandwagon spreading the word about this new widget as well. It’s all fun and games, but did you ever stop to think that there are those, “slower” people, like me, who need time to […]
TweetThis is my pitiful attempt to be the “responsible parent” and talk to my 15 year old little sister about “The Birds and the Bees.” Vince: So did mom and dad give you “The Birds and the Bees” talk yet? Lil Sis: What? Vince: “The Birds and the Bees”? Lil Sis: What the hell is […]
TweetThere I was at the peak of my career. I had just won two Oscars, seven Golden Globes, a Grammy, my third NBA Championship as well as my fourth Finals MVP, the Martin Luther King award for heroism, received my fifth Pulitzer Prize, my third Nobel Prize and was Playboy’s Playmate of the Year, again. […]
TweetI keep my eyes on the ball, my feet shoulder width apart, knees slightly bent, left arm held straight, firm grip on my Five Iron and then I swing away at the driving range. It’s a good hit for a beginner, I make it over 100 yards, then I look back down, and there’s another […]
TweetIn our lifetime, the normal human being tends to accumulate more questions than answers. Some answers are simply not comprehensible to our feeble minds (Why are we here? Were my ancestors really monkeys? How the hell did she do that with her tongue?); while other questions we simply choose not to find the answers (Why […]
TweetTwo weeks ago, a superior officer to myself assigned me the task of “Operation Homework.” It is a vital piece of the main mission objective for “Operation Graduation.” I was given this task at exactly 1600 Pacific Time two weeks ago from today and its completion is expected by tomorrow. Two minutes ago, I started […]
Tweet10. They sell cigarettes and candies by the piece. (A whole pack is waaaaaay too expensive for some) 9. You unplug the microwave when not in use to save money on your electric bill. (That clock is really an unnecessary expense) 8. Braces on your teeth is a high class status […]
TweetThe big story of Super Bowl Sunday has now been replayed over and over and over again. No I’m not talking about the amazing helmet catch, that thunderous Brady sack, the rise of the second Manning brother, not even the 18 – 1 losing record of the Patriots. I’m talking about the other big story, […]
TweetOverconfidence? Is there such a thing? Is it a good thing or a bad thing? “Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds” – Albert Einstein. Tweet
