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GMA Blinding Filipinos
Tweet“FUCK!!! Just turn off that damn TV!?” I screamed as I repeatedly banged my head against the window, hoping to knock myself unconscious. GMA is slowly blinding Filipinos, and this time, I’m not talking about the president. It’s actually the television station that’s slowly deteriorating our vision. Another crazy conspiracy you say? I beg to […]
The Battlefield
TweetA calming silence echoes in the air as I take cover behind a concrete road block. I’m still trying to regain my focus when my infantry commander, who had taken the lead, gives the “all clear” signal and orders me to push forward. I check my equipment and brace myself to charge out into the […]
the itch
TweetThere I was at the peak of my career. I had just won two Oscars, seven Golden Globes, a Grammy, my third NBA Championship as well as my fourth Finals MVP, the Martin Luther King award for heroism, received my fifth Pulitzer Prize, my third Nobel Prize and was Playboy’s Playmate of the Year, again. […]
the girl that took care of my balls
TweetI keep my eyes on the ball, my feet shoulder width apart, knees slightly bent, left arm held straight, firm grip on my Five Iron and then I swing away at the driving range. It’s a good hit for a beginner, I make it over 100 yards, then I look back down, and there’s another […]