TweetAfter spending some time in the land Down Under, hanging out with the blokes and the shielas, the kangaroos and the koalas, I’ve found 10 reasons why Australians will, or won’t, rule the world in the very near future… Why Australians WON’T rule the world in the near future… 10. It takes Australians […]
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TweetThis is my pitiful attempt to be the “responsible parent” and talk to my 15 year old little sister about “The Birds and the Bees.” Vince: So did mom and dad give you “The Birds and the Bees” talk yet? Lil Sis: What? Vince: “The Birds and the Bees”? Lil Sis: What the hell is […]
Tweetlet’s do a line (Thailand stories part 1) My stubbornness, attention deficit disorder and inability to fall in line has gotten me into another tough situation, to say the least. 30-minutes into my arrival at Thailand and I’m already getting screamed at by some crazy Thai guy and his friend as I sit in the […]
TweetSmelly, nasty, disease infested feet? Well not to worry, the fish will eat it away…. Tweet
TweetThere I was at the peak of my career. I had just won two Oscars, seven Golden Globes, a Grammy, my third NBA Championship as well as my fourth Finals MVP, the Martin Luther King award for heroism, received my fifth Pulitzer Prize, my third Nobel Prize and was Playboy’s Playmate of the Year, again. […]
TweetI keep my eyes on the ball, my feet shoulder width apart, knees slightly bent, left arm held straight, firm grip on my Five Iron and then I swing away at the driving range. It’s a good hit for a beginner, I make it over 100 yards, then I look back down, and there’s another […]
TweetIn our lifetime, the normal human being tends to accumulate more questions than answers. Some answers are simply not comprehensible to our feeble minds (Why are we here? Were my ancestors really monkeys? How the hell did she do that with her tongue?); while other questions we simply choose not to find the answers (Why […]
TweetTwo weeks ago, a superior officer to myself assigned me the task of “Operation Homework.” It is a vital piece of the main mission objective for “Operation Graduation.” I was given this task at exactly 1600 Pacific Time two weeks ago from today and its completion is expected by tomorrow. Two minutes ago, I started […]
Tweet10. They sell cigarettes and candies by the piece. (A whole pack is waaaaaay too expensive for some) 9. You unplug the microwave when not in use to save money on your electric bill. (That clock is really an unnecessary expense) 8. Braces on your teeth is a high class status […]
